White Lotus Piña Coladas Minus the Plot Twist: Only in Miami
White Lotus Piña Coladas Minus the Plot Twist: Only in Miami
If The White Lotus Season 3 finale had you dreaming of a tropical getaway with piña coladas in hand, Miami has just the places for you. Whether you’re a fan of the tropical cocktail or simply looking to enjoy a refreshing drink without the family drama, these local spots are serving up piña coladas the way they were meant to be enjoyed—smooth, fruity, and free from any surprises.
Gale Swim Club at Gale Miami Hotel & Residences
Located on the 9th floor of the iconic Gale Miami Hotel & Residences, the Gale Swim Club offers a frozen piña colada that’s as smooth as it is refreshing, and thankfully, without any poisonous seeds lurking in the mix. Made with Bacardi Silver rum, this tropical treat is available in four delicious flavors: passion fruit, kiwi, frose, and strawberry. Sip on your piña colada while taking in stunning city views, far removed from any White Lotus-style family drama.
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Hours: 10:00 AM – 7:30 PM
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Address: 159 NE 6th Street, Miami, FL 33132
PIER5’s Pier-Lada
For those looking to experience the spirit of White Lotus‘ Thai piña colada without the fatal twist, PIER5’s Pier-Lada is the perfect choice. Crafted with premium rum and house-made piña colada mix, the drink is served in a fresh pineapple, minus the poisonous fruit. Enjoy handcrafted cocktails and bold flavors while taking in the breathtaking bayfront views, transporting you straight to a tropical paradise—no drama required.
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Hours: Monday – Sunday, 10:00 AM until late
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Address: 401 Biscayne Blvd Unit M100, Miami, FL 33132
La Cañita
It’s not Thailand, but La Cañita at Bayside Marketplace offers a unique Caribbean-Latin American experience. Sip on a classic piña colada made with a secret rum blend, coconut, and pineapple, all served in the restaurant’s vibrant, fun atmosphere. La Cañita, a concept from James Beard Award-winning chef Michelle Bernstein and partner David Martinez, offers bold flavors and spectacular waterfront views of Miami. The restaurant’s daily live music adds to the experience, making it a perfect spot to enjoy your piña colada, without poisonous seeds or plot twists.
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Address: 401 Biscayne Blvd 2nd Floor, Miami, FL 33132
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- Monday – Thursday | 12:00 PM – 9:00 PM
- Friday – Saturday | 11:00 PM – 10:00 PM
- Sunday | 12:00 PM. – 9:00 PM
- Happy Hour | Monday – Friday | 4:00 PM – 7:00 PM
- Full Menu
Sweet Liberty
Sweet Liberty is known for its iconic piña colada, a unique (not plot) twist on the classic cocktail made with a three-rum blend (coconut rum, white rum, and dark rum), pineapple juice, coconut cream, and topped with a Pedro Ximenez sherry float. The result is a creamy, flavorful drink that pairs perfectly with Sweet Liberty’s delicious food offerings and is perfectly safe to drink – no side effects.
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Address: 237 20th St., Miami Beach, FL 33139
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Hours:
- Everyday | 4 PM – 5 AM
- Happy Hour | 4 PM – 8 PM
Sunday Brunch | 12 PM – 5 PM
- Full Menu
If you’re craving a piña colada without the crazy plot twists, these Miami spots have you covered. Whether you’re lounging poolside, enjoying waterfront views, or sipping your cocktail alongside live music, the only thing you’ll be worrying about is what flavor to choose next.
Photo Credits: Breakwater Hospitality Group, Gale Miami Hotel & Residences, La Cañita and Sweet Liberty.
